They Said It

Junior Ortiz, Cleveland Indians catcher, after going 0 for 3 while playing with his left contact lens in his right eye and his right lens in his left eye: "When the pitcher threw a fastball low and outside, it looked like a fastball high and inside."

Buck (Tombstone) Smith, after being accused of padding his welterweight record (110-2-1, 81 knockouts) with a bum-of-the-month schedule: "But I'm not fighting one bum a month. I'm fighting three or four."