They Said It

?Al Albert, sportscaster, after junior welterweight Pernell Whitaker KO'd Ben Baez in 37 seconds of the first round: " Joan Baez would have lasted longer."

?Jim Muldoon, Pac-10 p.r. man, denigrating the record of conference champion Washington 's Rose Bowl opponent, Michigan : "Eight-oh-three isn't a record. It's an area code."