40 For The (dark) Ages

22. Frank Kush . He beat everybody.

21. The Stanford band. It formed a condom, a nose with a line of cocaine going up it and a spotted owl. But its members were strictly arm tacklers against Cal.

20. Ted Stepien . The former Cleveland Cavalier owner was so stupid the NBA had to draw up rules to protect owners like him from themselves.

19. Leon Lett . Look, Leon, this is the last time we're going to tell you: Never, ever, touch the football again.

18. Mark Gastineau . He shaved his body hair. He sack-danced. He walked up to a woman sportswriter naked and said, "What do you think of this?" And she said, "It looks like a penis. Only smaller."

17. Schottzie. Arrogant attitude cost her a chance to be cast as lead in Beethoven .

16. Tony Mandarich . The biggest bust this side of...

15. Morganna.

14. John Ziegler . If there was important business that needed tending to in the NHL office, this former commissioner could be found working on his tan in Saint Kitts .

13. Rudy. Coming soon: the sequel, in which Rudy gets a life.