David Feherty
CBS golf analyst and 1991 European Ryder Clipper, reacting to Colin Montgomerie's acerbic pre-Cup remarks about U.S. golfers: "The thing about Monty is he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer; he's a few french fries short of a Happy Meal; his mind goes on vacation and leaves his mouth in charge—but he's really not a bad guy."