Wish List

?That Kansas State, having reached football prominence, stop scheduling cupcakes like last week's 66-0 victim, Indiana State.

?That a network would get to work on Roger's Sons, starring the right-out-of-the-1950s Maris boys.

?That the IRONMIKE vanity plate on the car we just rear-ended belongs to a proud pants presser, not the poster boy for road rage.