The Zapper

CBS aired the latest round of the Coaches vs. Candor Classic during the waning moments of last Saturday's NCAA Midwest Regional final. When Iowa State coach Larry Eustachy went bonkers and got himself tossed from the game, analyst and former Seton Hall coach Bill Raftery could only ask, "Where are the assistant coaches [to act as buffers]?" Raftery, whose commentary never expanded beyond "I'm in shock," let us down by failing to critique Eustachy's tantrum.... How about former SuperSonic Slick Watts's appearance on ESPN Classic's coverage of the Kingdome implosion on Sunday? In mourning, we assume, Watts donned his trademark headband—a black one.