The Cuban-o-meter

Gauging the wit and wisdom of Mavericks owner Mark Cuban

This week: NBA fines him $10,000 for rushing onto the court during a brawl between the Cavs and Mavs , a fight sparked by Gary Trent 's late basket that gave Dallas 100 points—and 19-point lead—and earned each Reunion Arena fan a coupon for a chalupa. "It was instinct," Cuban said of his mad dash. "That's from [having been] a bouncer."