The Show

By applause, how many of you thought Lee Westwood is where John Wooden buys jeans?

BASEBALL'S SECOND SEASON BEGINS

Of course, it's not official until George Steinbrenner switches from the lightweight all-cotton turtleneck to the 50-50 cotton-poly blend.

Attendance at Atlanta's Turner Field was down 200,000 this season. So the old adage is true: Fans will only put up with a winning team for so long.

The Angels are feeling very good. Last week the players voted half a series share to Danny Glover.

In other baseball news Pete Rose returned to Cincinnati to play in a softball game with other former major leaguers. More than 40,000 fans showed up. What a shame. Pete had under 39,500.

Pete went 1 for 2 and dived headfirst into third base. His stomach should stop jiggling by Game 2 of the NLCS.

RANDY MOSS WORKS IN AND OUT OF TRAFFIC

Moss was arrested after bumping a traffic control agent with his car. I guess it occurred outside the five-yard legal chuck zone.

Randy spent a night in jail. He used his one phone call to tell Daunte Culpepper he was open.