The Show

I missed the Country Music Awards. Help me out here. Did David Eckstein win for Best Banjo Hitter?

PATS ROUT BILLS IN BALLYHOOED BRADY-BLEDSOE MATCHUP

Tom Brady threw for 310 yards, four touchdowns and completed passes to everyone except Tara Reid.

Elsewhere, Bengals coach Dick LeBeau delivered on his guarantee of a win over the Texans. LeBeau's getting cocky. He's predicting there won't be a sequel to I Spy.

The Seahawks signed quarterback Jeff George. Mike Holmgren is confident that by Week 10, George'll be able to disregard an entire game plan.

Did you hear that the field at Giants Stadium is being resodded? Last month, during the Browns-Jets game, the turf was so thin Jimmy Hoffa downed a punt at the one.

The field's in terrible shape. The grounds crew has been mending divots with Bob Tisch's old hairpieces.

KNICKS BUILDING FOR THE FUTURE

They just extended the contract of coach Don Chaney. That's Step 1. Step 2: Schedule three games a month against the Washington Generals.

Cavaliers coach John Lucas served a two-game suspension after he included the nation's top high school player, LeBron James, in a workout at Gund Arena. Are you like me? Are you thinking one day in Cleveland might drive the kid to college?