The Show

Boy, you can tell it's the holiday season. I saw Pat Riley at the NBA Store, trying to exchange his XXL fine for a medium.

JEFF KENT, 2000 NL MVP, SIGNS WITH THE ASTROS

And the Giants are now scrambling to find a second baseman who can hit for power and alienate Barry Bonds.

The Yankees want to acclimate Japanese slugger Hideki Matsui to New York as quickly as possible. Next week he'll fly into the city and be sucker punched in a coffee shop.

You can tell Godzilla is coming to the Big Apple. There's a guy in Times Square screaming, "Run for your lives!"

Oh, wait a minute. That guy's in Times Square every day.

Big off-season for the Yanks. Godzilla and Todd-zeilla.

Also in baseball the Red Sox acquired Jeremy Giambi. What, Ozzie Canseco wasn't available?

With the Giambi acquisition, new G.M. Theo Epstein shows he's serious about upholding Red Sox tradition. The tradition that gave you Dom DiMaggio, Billy Conigliaro, Mike Maddux....

JERRY JONES MEETS BILL PARCELLS FOR FIVE-HOUR "PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION"