Hootie Watch

Nicole Kidman (below, left) wears a prosthetic nose as Virginia Woolf in The Hours (below, right). With not much going on in the battle over Augusta National's exclusion of women, we thought we'd see who looked better in Woolf's nose, Hootie Johnson or Martha Burk.

Hootie wouldn't let Woolf in his club, but he looks great in her nose. Ain't life strange? (Advantage Hootie.)