The Show

Good to be here. Just saw a riveting new sports movie, Bend It Like the USOC Drug Policy.

RUN FOR THE ROSES NOTHING BUT LAUGHS

Funny Cide became the first gelding to win the Kentucky Derby since Clyde Van Dusen in 1929. Clyde wasn't a horse, just a guy who had run screaming onto the track out of surgery.

Favorites are now 1 for the last 23. Or, as the Tigers would call it, a hot streak.

Domestic Dispute was 10th. He got three calls, but no one pressed charges.

I guess this isn't surprising. Immediately after the race Domestic Dispute was claimed by the Hawks' Glenn Robinson.

MAVS STAVE OFF HISTORY AND WIN GAME 7

Call me sentimental, but it would have been nice to see the Blazers win something this year other than an adjournment.

Portland lost despite 16 points from ageless Arvydas Sabonis. It was Sabonis's best game ever following a Michael Jordan retirement.

In the other Game 7, Detroit completed a comeback from 3-1 down. I bet things turned around when they benched Cujo.