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Cowboy Bill I'm pleased to see that the Cowboys
have returned to their roots: discipline. With Parcells
's attention to detail and teaching technique, the Cowboys
will once again achieve football superiority. Since Parcells
possesses the charm of a hungry grizzly bear, I wonder why coverage of him this summer is so excessive. Perhaps as a toxic paternal object he's buried in the psyche of many American males who are forever trying to please him—and never can. Get ready for a grumpy Parcells
enduring too many Cowboys
disappointments. In an issue that contains a photo of a nude hiker (SCORECARD), one of a U.S.
women's water polo player nearly getting her suit ripped off (LEADING OFF) and an article on New Jersey
's Speedo-clad lifeguards (This Ain't Baywatch), you managed to print an even more shocking and distasteful photo: Bill Parcells
in shorts. Ted's Remains The personal attacks on John Henry Williams
seem a bit unfounded. The Ted Williams
memorabilia collection is being sold about as aggressively as it was in the past, when Ted was alive. John Henry
is occupying his time playing fifth-rate ball for below fifth-rate pay with some notion that it brings him closer to his father. Sensationalism of the disposition, however poorly handled, of Williams
's remains makes Mr. Verducci
and SI
the ghouls, not John Henry Williams
. Why is John Henry Williams
so interested in preserving his father's DNA? John Henry
was blessed with his father's DNA, and it obviously didn't do him any good. I knew Ted; he was my uncle. He was never shy about speaking his mind, and if he had wanted to be frozen, he would have shouted it LOUDLY AND CLEARLY SO EVERYONE COULD HEAR HIM, DAMN IT! I've tried not to take sides in this private family matter, but I'm proud of Bobby-Jo and Mark for fighting for what they know is right, and ashamed of the others for turning a great man's life, and a very private man's death, into a joke. If medical science is able to someday bring Ted Williams
back, the people at Alcor better go into hiding, because boy, is he gonna be pissed! Kobe's Future
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