The Show

Just came from NASCAR 3D: The IMAX Experience. Talk about realistic! You're only allowed to go to the men's room when they're running under yellow.

"BIG DANCE" CARD FILLED

Did you see the NCAA selection show? Or, as CBS calls it, CSI: RPI.

Despite an 18-10 record, Colorado did not make the tournament. That may be a blessing. These days the school might want to stay away from the term "at large."

PLAYERS UNION OFFERS DONALD FEHR NEW CONTRACT

It's $2.5 million a year for three more years. Or three more witch hunts, whichever comes first.

I believe for his new deal to be approved, Fehr needs a majority. Well, we know he's got at least 5-7% of the vote.

Last week Fehr and Bud Selig appeared on Capitol Hill during a hearing on performance enhancement drugs in sports. Fehr was attacked so strongly by Senator John McCain, you would have thought one of the side effects of steroids was soft money.

Meanwhile, the FDA banned the sale of androstenedione. Now the only way you can buy it over the counter is in a new breakfast cereal, "McGwire Jacks."

The 23 companies that make andro must stop selling it by the second week of April. Good move. The last thing you want to see is the Easter Bunny with huge pecs.