2054: A Sports Odyssey

I gotta go with Iran in eight. They got Tony Khomeini in goal, they'll be tough, (click) Back after this.

Bob: Zorts! Another missed three-foot putt! I hate those things!

Jim: Bob, can I give you a little advice?

Bob: Please.

Jim: You need Neuro-Numb.

Bob: Neuro-Numb?

Jim: Sure, Neuro-Numb is the guaranteed nerve-relaxer, with no measurable drop-off in motor skills. Neuro-Numb blocks your nerve endings, keeping you from getting uptight in tense situations. I use it.

Bob: Heeeeeey, come to think of it, Jim, you didn't miss a single big putt on the Big Screen today.

Jim: Right, Neuro-Numb is choke-proof. Great for job interviews and that big wedding day, too. It's from the makers of Busy-Brain, the motor-neuron stimulant that's helped thousands get smarter just long enough for that big exam or deadline.

Bob: Hmmmmm. Neuro-Numb. I think I'll try it.