The Real Secret Of Trading

To my surprise, John says, "O.K., the money's fine. What ballplayers do you want?"

I said, "I don't know. Who you got?"

He says, "Well, we'll give you Lee Handley, the outfielder."

"O.K."

"How about Johnny Goryl, the second baseman?"

"I'll take him."

"You want Ben Johnson ?"

"Nope."

"Moe Thacker?"

"No, thanks."