The Show

Good to be here. Look, I don't want to tell anyone his business, but if Kobe had a sense of humor, he'd pull into training camp behind the wheel of a white Ford Bronco.

Rare W at Madison Square Garden After closing the RNC, President Bush told Donald Rumsfeld to leave 10,000 delegates in the Garden until the Rangers are capable of self-rule.

Former NFL defensive back Jason Sehorn addressed the convention, but it was not carried on network television. There's a switch. Somebody blowing coverage on him.

Mary Pierce upsets Maria Sharapova at U.S. Open Are you like me? Were you expecting to hear her father cheering from a court-ordered 500 feet away?

Sharapova is coming out with her own signature line of perfume. I have no idea what it smells like, but I guarantee the fragrance will last three rounds longer than the Anna Kournikova perfume.

I'm confused about this new U.S. Open bonus points series. What's Matt Kenseth doing in third place?

Deion Sanders signs with Ravens I knew he was getting serious about returning when he had his tailor sew shoulder pads into all of his suits.

Deion is not a young man anymore. He's thinking of changing his nickname from Prime Time to Early Bird Special.

The Cowboys now have their own cable network. So far, all they have is a pregame show, a postgame show and the Jerry Jones reality series, Trading Faces.

Ichiro bags 56 hits in August, most by a major leaguer in one month in 66 years This hasn't happened since 1938, which, coincidentally, was the last time Edgar Martinez had to buy a glove.