The Last Of Carnac

Please welcome, one final time, that mysterious visitor from the East--seer, sage, soothsayer--Carnac the Magnificent, who will ascertain, in his divine and mystical way, the answers to your sports questions without ever having seen them. Are you ready, O Great One?

Carnac: May a love-starved fruit fly molest your sister's nectarines*.

A: Rednecks.

Q: What does Red Auerbach do at the drive-in?

A: Purdue.

Q: How do you pay the person who cleans up after your dog?

A: Swimsuit issues.

Q: What does Rick Majerus have every summer?

A: Puff pastries.

Q: What does Ricky Williams try to do at Dunkin' Donuts?