The Show

Good to be here. I feel so foolish. I shelled out 10 bucks to see Hitch, then found out it wasn't a documentary about Kevin James's backswing.

Baseball training camps open Pitchers and catchers have reported. Position players will show up next week but have until the 26th if they're filing a defamation suit against Jose Canseco.

Canseco's book is packed with revelations. Remember the fly ball that bounced off Jose's head into the stands when he was with the Rangers? Corked!

The White House issued a statement claiming President Bush was not aware of any steroid activity while he was an owner of the Rangers. He was too busy trying to get the other MLB owners to privatize their benefits from collusion.

I hate when people try to shamelessly capitalize on someone else's success. Now, Ozzie Canseco is claiming he injected the McGuire Sisters.

During an interview on 60 Minutes, Canseco told Mike Wallace that injecting was common. No, wait. That was Wallace talking about his colorist.

Speaking of which, or not speaking of which, when is Jason Giambi going to call a press conference to apologize for the last press conference?

I'm no lab technician, but if Giambi holds a 40-minute press conference and does not use the word steroid, technically, does that make Arn Tellem a masking agent?

The Yankees denied allegations they purposely deleted the word steroid from Giambi's contract. They did, however, admit to removing the word Jeremy.

Super Bowl ratings down 1% It's amazing how sophisticated these statistics can get. According to Nielsen, Andy Reid stopped watching the game with 5:40 to go.