"Two antennae got married. The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great." Jake Westbrook , Indians Pitcher "An ant and an elephant marry. The first night of their honeymoon, the two make love, but the elephant has a heart attack and dies. The ant is devastated and says, 'Five minutes of passion, and now I have to spend the rest of my life digging a grave.'" Luis Isaac, Indians Bullpen Coach 
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