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Bad dream last night. I was at the World Series of Poker, and I folded with A's and Cubs .

End of an Error: Baseball returns to nation's Capital

There may be trouble naming the new Washington team. The rights to Senators are owned by the Texas Rangers . And there's not enough room on a jersey for Ineffectual Bureaucrats.

Wait a minute. How about a name that captures the essence of the new franchise? The Angelos Dodgers?

Meanwhile, no disrespect to the Red Sox and the Astros, but weren't the wild-card slots already clinched by Jose Guillen and Milton Bradley ?

The Angels suspended Guillen for the remainder of their season after he threw a tantrum late in a game. Not only that, the Rally Monkey is after Guillen for stealing his act.

Bradley was suspended after threatening a fan who threw a beer bottle in his direction. Turns out it was all a misunderstanding. The fan he was going after with that beer bottle was dressed as one of those blue recycling bins.

President Bush signs law establishing tougher penalties for unethical sports agents

Getting rid of sleazy agents? I don't think the economy can afford to lose another one million jobs.

The bill was promoted by Nebraska coach turned congressman Tom Osborne . It passed so overwhelmingly in the House that, at 42--0, Osborne put in his scout team.