George Foreman
, on the difference in eating habits between him and his upcoming opponent, heavyweight champ Evander Holyfield
: "He's got a nutritionist, and I've got room service."
Jose Rijo
, Cincinnati Reds
pitcher who is in the midst of divorce proceedings with his wife, Rosie, after allowing six runs in an exhibition game: "I only gave up three runs—Rosie gets half of everything."