They Said It

?Joel Hilgenberg, New Orleans Saints center, whose brother, Jay, plays the same position for the Chicago Bears: "We're the only family I know that plays catch not facing each other."

? Tom Condon, recreation supervisor at Clinton Correctional Facility in Dannemora, N.Y., asked why the inmate football teams are allowed names like the Assassins and the Body Snatchers: "What are they going to call themselves—the Twinkletoes?"