They Said It

? Garo Yepremian , New Orleans Saint kicker, after deciding against a $10,000 hair transplant: "The thing that really bothers me is that there are already so many Elvis Presley look-alikes."

? Dan Pastorini , Houston Oiler quarterback, on what it's like to hand off to Earl Campbell : "Comforting."

?Floyd Smith, NHL Toronto Maple Leaf coach, after his team was tied by the Edmonton Oilers : "I have nothing to say, and I'm only going to say it once."

? Lee Trevino : "There are two things not long for this world—dogs that chase cars and pro golfers who chip for pars."