Letters

VISIONS OF VENUS
The Aussies can have the America's Cup. This American will take Australia's Elle Macpherson anytime (Sugar and Spice and, Oh, So Nice, Feb. 9).
GEORGE C. REED
Springfield, Ill.

Elle, Kathy Ireland, Kim Alexis, Carol Alt, Karen Alexander, Ren�e Simonsen and Monika Schnarre are stunningly beautiful, athletically built women. We are talking serious goddesses here. We're talking Venus de Milo with arms—and legs and....
BILL SPOTTS
Mesa, Ariz.

One Elle of an issue! One of my Alt-ime favorites.
FILBERT ARZOLA
La Puente, Calif.

After seeing Kathy at bat, I finally understand the Mets' slogan, "Baseball like it oughta be!"
SHEPARD LONG
New York City

Thank you for curing my slice. After intensely studying the picture of Kathy on the Teeth of the Dog golf course in the Dominican Republic, I can now imagine the beautiful Ms. Ireland lying in the left rough of every hole as I stand ready to tee off. I don't think I'll ever hit the ball left to right again.
PAUL D. MATTERN
Gurnee, Ill.

You know how every year after your swimsuit issue you get at least one letter from a bunch of cold, tired, overworked college students at a frozen East Coast university thanking you for warming up their dreary winter days? Well, this is it.
KEN STEINFIELD AND FRIENDS
Brown University

Although my wife didn't like some of the swimsuits, I prefer not to quibble over technicalities.
CHARLES SULLIVAN
Upper Marlboro, Md.

My wife and I are in the process of planning a second honeymoon. Would you please assist me by sending me the locale and time of next year's swimsuit shooting?
JEFF SCHIPFERLING
Mosinee, Wis.

P.S. Please don't tell my wife. I want to surprise her.

I am compelled to cancel my subscription. Apparently, I am one of a dwindling number who condemn this public ogling. Thanks for excellent sports coverage. Too bad you have lost your way.
DICK ANDERSON
Maumee, Ohio