Just My Type

1 IF YOU HAVE ALL 1- AND 2-SEEDS IN THE FINAL FOUR
You are primarily concerned with not embarrassing yourself. You buy most of your clothes at Banana Republic.

2 YOU HAVE THREE 1s OR 2s, AND AN 8-SEED
You're trying to be cool. You have a tattoo, but it's small and on a part of your body usually covered by clothes.

3 YOUR FINAL FOUR ARE ALL 10-SEEDS OR HIGHER
You don't care what others say. Laughing off the rumors, you bet the ranch on Bear Stearns.

4 YOU HAD A UCLA- UMBC FINAL
You have only one foot in reality. Your dream presidential ticket is Obama-Spitzer.

5 YOU HAD AMERICAN GOING ALL THE WAY
You believe in miracles. You sent SI a letter addressed, "Attention: Marisa Miller."

Some Friendly Advice

ENJOY THIS era of strong mid-majors in college basketball while you can; it may end with the next NBA bargaining agreement, in 2011. Commissioner David Stern wants to change the rules so that players will stay in college at least two years before going pro. Mid-majors, like Xavier this year, have been thriving because they have a chance to develop more cohesive teams than schools whose stars hop to the NBA after a year. If the rules change, top talents will stay longer and gel better with teammates. The result: a stronger advantage for the big recruiting powers.

THE FINE PRINT: Here's all I know about Davidson: The school was founded in 1982 with money John Davidson put away from That's Incredible!

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