Don Zimmer

The NHL has shiny new rules to boost scoring. The Royal & Ancient just made 111 changes to the Rules of Golf. Baseball promises to change its steroid suspension rules, from tickling to lashes with fettuccini.

DON ZIMMERYankees bench coach, announcing his resignation: "For 25 years Steinbrenner called me 'Zimmer' and I called him 'Boss.' From now on, as far as I'm concerned, he's just 'Steinbrenner.' "

A postseason featuring storied teams, tight games and blistering emotions has lit up October as prime time for the national pastime

You know, I don't need this job. Anytime I want, my frat buddies can hit a Pick Six for me.

DON ZIMMERYankees bench coach, on his job duties: "If Joe Torre orders a hit-and-run and it works, I pat him on the back and say, 'Smart move.' If it doesn't work, I go down and hang around the water cooler."