Nate Newton

Some minds are steel traps. My mind is a lint trap, retaining only useless fluff, so that I know why .406 is important, but not why 1066 is. If you were to remove, with a flourish, the top of my head—like the silver...

Don't worry. The cretins on the other side of the glass can't see you. That's a one-way mirror. Just take your time and try to identify which of these Spam brains was the worst menace in sports last week.

In a mostly empty Cowboys locker room last Friday, guard Nate Newton turned to running back Emmitt Smith and said candidly, "I can tell the difference in how you're running this year. Last year you were running on...

78Percent more alcohol consumed on average by college athletes than by students who aren't athletes, according to a study in the Journal of American College Health.

"If you want to do something for yourself—play with your kids, visit with your agent—you do it today"